andy kaufman

dear relevant (and any other press outlets reporting this story): as much as i'd like this to be true, you've gotta be kidding me! if the story of andy's return ain't a hoax, i'll eat fifty eggs. or my hat. maybe a small appliance. something suitably unpalatable, anyway.

Update: AHA! i told you this smacked of fake-icity -- see snopes.com's take.