dave barry da vinci

ok, we've covered the bad theology and history ex nihilo in the da vinci code. amy welborn, et al., have written entire books on it, for heaven's sake. now, dave barry devotes a few words, w/ tongue planted firmly in cheek, to just how bad this novel really is. (and thanks to everyone who bought it, we now have sequel after sequel to look forward to, not counting summer blockbusters -- my god, people, did we learn nothing from john grisham?)