"hell is hotter than this"

ah, the wonder that is church signs! driving through the southland one often spies welcome signs for little red brick or white clapboard churches along the roadside that read

what's missing from ch__ch?
"ur"

or, especially during the dog days,

hell is hotter than this.

now, thanks to the church sign generator, you can put whatever message you want on a "sign," then order it as a refrigerator magnet.