lifesavers

(note: this post is apropos of nothing and will likely be a waste of your time)

just found half a pack in my trousers pocket. i like to keep lifesavers b/c it seems that if ellie happened to start choking on one, she would still be able to breathe through the hole in the center. in fact, that's what i assumed was the origin of the lifesaver: some philanthropic confectioner wanted to make candy wolfing safer. come to find out, i was wrong. it's all about the benjamins.